Entrepreneur, Professional Lover, Bear Fighter, Japanese R&B Sensation.
I’m kind of a big deal. Yeah, people know me. I own many leather bound books and my speed boat (aka. House) smells of rich mahogany. I currently reside at Lake Pleasant near Phoenix, Arizona. I own several leather pants made of exotic ostrich skin, a vast monical collection, and a pet alligator (Rocco) who lives on the boat with me and who’s also my best friend. I spend my days getting hammered on the lake with Rocky as we work on our tans, day trade & do affiliate marketing in the sun. On rainy days we spend our time watching episodes of Baywatch, Miami Vice, Saved By the Bell, and Charles in Charge. I have thirteen baby mommas who reside all over the world from Pakistan to Japan. My skin is a nice dark bronze and all my outfits are topped off with no socks and loafers. If you are looking for class, you’ve come to the right place.
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