Snoop Bloggy Blog (The Lake Pleasant Blogger)

Entrepreneur, Professional Lover, Bear Fighter,  Japanese R&B Sensation. 

I’m kind of a big deal. Yeah, people know me. I own many leather bound books and my speed boat (aka. House) smells of rich mahogany. I currently reside at Lake Pleasant near Phoenix, Arizona. I own several leather pants made of exotic ostrich skin, a vast monical collection, and a pet alligator (Rocco) who lives on the boat with me and who’s also my best friend. I spend my days getting hammered on the lake with Rocky as we work on our tans, day trade & do affiliate marketing in the sun. On rainy days we spend our time watching episodes of Baywatch, Miami Vice, Saved By the Bell, and Charles in Charge. I have thirteen baby mommas who reside all over the world from Pakistan to Japan. My skin is a nice dark bronze and all my outfits are topped off with no socks and loafers. If you are looking for class, you’ve come to the right place.

Credits: Snoop Bloggy Blog

Keep Easy

Resolution

I will make this into a t-shirt myself.

Jack Point

Cover to an old issue of the Judge Dredd Megazine.

“The Simping Detective” – Frazer Irving

Ours...

Taken from Franklin Roosevelt's 1941 speech to Congress, the "Four Freedoms"

 

Artist Norman Rockwell created four vignettes to illustrate the concepts.

"America's most beloved illustrator"

 

Norman Rockwell

Superbad

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me."

The Gravity Express

Gravity Train

Ever heard of a gravity train? the concept is a solid one and has been around for almost 400 years.
Imagine a supertrain zooming through underground tunnels at tremendous speeds. 

This train could be left to accelerate using just the force of gravity, since, during the first half of the trip (from the point of departure until the middle), the downwards pull towards the center of gravity would pull it towards the destination. During the second half of the trip, the acceleration would be in the opposite direction relative to the trajectory, but (ignoring the effects of friction) the speed acquired before would be enough to cancel this deceleration exactly (so that the train would reach its destination with speed equal to zero).

The Great Space Elevator

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

Plans are afoot to create an actual elevator that ascends all the way into space, suspended by a paper-thin ribbon made of carbon nanotubes.

Tweedle-dee & Tweedle-dum

 

To those who see no difference – “gullible boobs”

Bing Bong

I'm a cold blooded killer on the table.

Thriller

Thriller Inspired Headphones (2002)

Spread

 

Viral

Ferrari Dino

Ugur Sahin's Dino concept.

Punish The Monkey

 

It’s a quiet life from here on in
You’ve dropped your poison cup
The telephone is ringing
But you’re not picking up
Time’s up, Sell out Flunkey
And everybody knows
they’ll punish the monkey
and let the organ grinder go.

Relentless

Thank you. Tonight ladies and gentlemen, i shall eat a rubber tyre to the orchestral interlude 'The Flight of The Bumblebee'.

Chewie

Spinda Caveel: Who was that big furball that ruined my coat?
Zan Pike: You don't get out much, do you? That's Chewbacca, the most famous Wookiee in the Galaxy.

Don't Believe

Siddhartha

Führer

My boss isn't a bad person, but at times he can be a lot like this guy.