Showing posts with label Pakistan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pakistan. Show all posts

Friday, December 24, 2010

Friday, December 3, 2010

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Jiggernaut - Bumbu Sauce


The Taliban in Pakistan
Pakistan is Taliban
We're gonna go in a van 
To fight the Taliban
Jiggernaut
Jiggernaut
Jiggernaut
Jiggernaut
So i went to China man
There i caught a fish in a can
Jackie Chan IS the man
He just like the China man
Jiggernaut
Jiggernaut
Jiggernaut
Jiggernaut
The ninjas from the CIA 
Came and took googoo's garden away
The doggy said this is not the way
The ninjas from the CIA 
Jiggernaut
Jiggernaut
Jiggernaut
Jiggernaut
And if you still dont understand
I play in a BUMBU BAND
Why you acting like such a rand?
I hope you'd stop being such a rand!
Jiggernaut
Jiggernaut
Jiggernaut
Jiggernaut
The Taliban in Pakistan
Pakistan is Taliban
We're gonna go in a van 
We'll fight with the Taliban
Uncle Sam
Taliban
Pakistan
Then Iran
Jiggernaut
Finger Not

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Mojambo, where are you?

Power packed lyrics send a multitude of sporadic images flashing through ones mind and one question out-stands all others; WHO is mojambo?

Is it you, me, or the guy next door?

A lyrical mashup of english and punjabi  brought to you by BUMBU SAUCE.



Other Bumbu Tracks:

Banayn (za)
My Punjabi Love Song

    Sunday, March 7, 2010

    Come Fly With Us

    PIA print advertisement from the 1960s.

    Wednesday, March 3, 2010

    Rolling Blackout


    I just lost an hour's worth of work because of an intentionally-engineered electrical power outage.

    We NEED to:
    A – Use less energy.
    or
    B – Find new energy sources

    Okay, those of you who chose A are stupid hippies who don’t realize that Thomas Edison was the greatest inventor ever invented.

    We need to update how power flows, build more power plants, and find new ways to produce energy.

    New Energy Sources: 
    1. Giant Hamster Wheels - Put a bunch of dudes in and dangle one of those shiny new L.E.D tele's in front of them. We'll run like there's no tomorrow. We love fancy gadgets. Plus we need the exercise. Bonus: our drool can be recycled into clean drinking water. 
    2. Wind Mills - You’ve heard about this. But we can’t rely on nature alone.  Feed my dog bbq baked beans. He can power Islamabad for a year.
    3. Solar Power - It hasn’t worked in the past, but that’s only because I wasn’t on the case. Take the light from the sun, use a giant mirror the size of Baluchistan, point it at Iran and shine the s**t outta their eyes! While they’re blinded, we take their oil.
    4. Power The Country On Smiles - Asif Ali Zardari's dollar smile is what i'm talking about; 100% organic & homegrown - neo-bling. Pack it away once you've powered Punjab and Sindh and bounced some light off of Nawaz's head into Baluchisan & parts of NWFP (comes with an air-tight, all-natural, zip-lock cover).
     Top Ways to Prevent Blackouts:
    1. Uninstall Microsoft Windows as the power grid’s operating system.
    2. Senate passes a reverse-curfew law whereas all children must stop playing video games and GET OUT of their homes and be on the streets causing trouble like they’re supposed to.
    3. Limit the electricity used to power Sheikh Rashid's late night extravaganzas
    4. Old people – it’s enough already with the life support.