The Mysterious "Tame Racing Driver"
Some say his breath smells like talcum powder and that he is unaware of his own feet...
Some say he wears flannel teddy bear undies and feels a strong urge to migrate with geese...
Some say his fingers bend the other way and that he is afraid of forks...
Some say he ate Beethoven's cat and that under his helmet live a family of dolphins...
Some say he was raised by trees and that he has an innate fear of crayons...
Some say he climbed Everest - while sleepwalking - and that he holidays on the sun...
Some say he knows where Lord Lucan is and that he eats his cornflakes through a straw...
Some say his heart ticks like a watch AND that he's confused by stairs...
Some say that he was born with a helmet on his head, and all furniture in his house are carbon-ceramic..
All we know is, he's called "The Stig".
All we know is, he's called "The Stig".
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